Discuss “The people favor the man who makes the right decision”

It has been thirteen days, and liberals still cannot comprehend how their chosen one fell to the incoherent and incompetent incumbent. How was it that a simple man, who struggles to speak with proper grammar, defeated a sharp and articulate war hero? Perhaps it was dissention in the ranks of the Democrats. Maybe the scare tactics by the Bush administration worked. No, it must have been the Americans from the South, with their inferior IQ scores, who made the wrong choice that will destroy our country for the next four years. Despite these analyses, left-wing political pundits have overlooked the unambiguous solution worthy of Ockham?s razor. Perhaps George W. Bush is the better president.

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