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Discuss “Carnegie Mellon sex culture — where is it?”

The banner hangs, awaiting those groups of prospective students touring the sloped hallway of Baker. When the naive high-school seniors aren’t giving you hot eye-sex in an attempt to get a “feel” for the kind of students who go to Carnegie Mellon, they catch a glimpse of just one of our school’s acclaimed accolades. Large enough to make any Kinko’s employee salivate like Pavlov’s dogs, the Porter Hall banner proclaiming Carnegie Mellon to be the FOURTH BEST INSTITUTION TO STUDY METAPHYSIACTICAL ENGINEERING NORTH OF THE WEST VIRGINIA PANHANDLE (or something like that) is evidence that, yes, we go to a good school.

But what do we make of the fact that more kids here would get all hot and bothered over the latest U.S. News rankings...

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