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Discuss “Things that turn us on... right”

Mandy once mowed her family’s lawn without a blade for three hours and didn’t notice a thing. Erich once fell asleep with Crest Whitening Strips on and had numb gums for three days. Who wouldn’t want to know what turns us on?

Whoopi Goldberg — Because anyone who can pull off the no-eyebrow look is a sexy beast in our book.

Candy necklaces — Because they leave orange marks all over your neck and wrists.

Shiny grills — A mouth full of metal... enough said.

Flubbery arms — Because if there is enough flub, you can hide things in there.

Platoon — An introspective examination on wartime’s catastrophic human toll.

Cement mixers — All that spinning... HMMMM MMMMM.

Pleather — Hot, sticky, and cheap. Just the way we like...

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