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Discuss “Stick It to the critics ”

Concerned about your safety? You should be, because the entire Pittsburgh SWAT team was out in full force last Wednesday to watch some undersized teen queens handspring, roundoff, and flip-flap their way to victory. Walking into the advanced screening of the new film Stick It, I was stopped outside of theater 10 to have my Puma bag searched by some man who didn’t even ask where I bought it!

Making the first cut, I was accosted by an outstretched wand ready to caress my inner thighs. Not beeping in any strange places, the wand allowed me to keep my course. All I wanted was to find my seat and bask in the movie, an encore performance to writer and director Jessica Bendinger’s life-changing Bring It On (if for no other reason than that so-damn-catchy...

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