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Try a night of YouTube instead. Have you seen “Chocolate Rain”?

Paris, je t'aime
8 10 12

Paris, je t’aime is for people with short attention spans and a slightly masochistic romantic side. Think Love Actually gone indie, with less cohesion, more negativity, and a touch of WTF. Each mini love story is directed by a different person, and you’ll find at least one to personally identify with. You might feel good when you leave this movie, but it’ll be a melancholy good. And it’ll probably mean you’re really emo.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
7 10 1

If you’re going to see this, it’s probably because you didn’t already see it. It’s long, and the story isn’t particularly great, but the series thrives on its characters and choice eye candy anyway. The special effects are good, too. Great, even. In fact, this third movie is really all about being a visual feast for the eyes — so if you can suspend standards for story lines, it might be just the way to spend your Friday night. (And at three hours, it lasts nearly all night.)

300
7:45 10 12:15

Ripped guys and fantastic visual effects make 300 wonderful. It’s a complete package, with good acting and a good story, too. It’s not particularly gory, so even the weak stomachs can handle it. Speaking of stomachs, if you’re too sensitive to handle some manly action and soldiering, you could always check out the PG version on YouTube. Just remember that the real 300 is not Caketown.

Hostel: Part II
8 10 12

If you enjoy this kind of movie, you’re just sick. But if you’re, say, just curious about this kind of movie, now’s the time to see it. You probably aren’t going to be checking into a real hostel any time soon (yay school), so you’ll have some time to let the idea of check-into-a-hostel-get-involved-in-snuff-films wear off. Yeah, this is basically torture porn. It’s an actual movie, and it’s all right for what it is, but it’s filled with torture. And porn. Sick. In a good way? You decide, sicko.