Discuss “Compubookie predicts 2008 buggy results for men’s and women’s teams”

1. Jerome Combes-Knoke
Apr 14, 2008 at 04:25 PM Report comment

Dear Compubookie,

Although we do not have as many “track stars” and underweight drivers as other top teams, our mechanics team remains best in class and continues a long tradition of innovation in buggy technology. It is a regret that our new buggy was not completed in time for this year’s races, but I fully expect our old buggies to put up very competitive downhill times.

Moreover I would like to point out that SigNu’s alliance with Kappa Kappa Gamma has given us some great women’s pushers (most of whom are CMU varsity athletes).

Regarding our our men’s team, your “too stoned to push” comment is entirely baseless. Anyone familiar with our organization knows none of our A team pushers smoke. All pushers (and even most mechanics) have been on “sober season” in preparation for races.

I really look foward to this years races, and I want you to know that in past years I have been a big fan of your witty humor and keen insight, but I was very disappointed with this year’s crass generalizations and clear lack of research.

Pusher, Sigma Nu Hill 1-A.

2. Jerome Combes-Knoke
Apr 15, 2008 at 11:06 AM Report comment

too stoned for a good reply, nice one compubookie high five

3. Lance
Apr 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM Report comment

What? People are using drugs at the zoo? This is an outrage!

Pusher, Sigma Nu Hill 1-A, 1980
Pusher, 3rd floor warm dorm, 1980

4. Rockford White
Apr 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM Report comment

Compubookie is a robot...it doesn't understand your primitive complaints...jackass

5. leRoy Jenkums
Apr 15, 2008 at 12:22 PM Report comment

Please stay on topic. This thread is for discussing the White Rose Spring Formal only.

6. Ultrabookie
Apr 15, 2008 at 02:11 PM Report comment

Ultrabookies Zingers:

AEPi — 1985 Buggy - Recent Body work...FRESH PAINT!!!! - never assume it's a new buggy without a carfax vehicle history report
CIA — Atleast you won't be going fast enough to spin...
Fringe — Always a bridesmade never a bride
KDR — KDR + Sam Swift = 5th place
Phi Kap — Just cause your buggies look like pika's doesn't mean they'll roll like pika's
PiKA — You're gonna win again? That was so last year (and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that)
Pioneers — Your logo is so 80s...just like your buggies
SDC — Can't win...even with the fly wheel
Sig Ep — Balanced men can't balance wheels?
Sig Nu — Faster than a speeding bullet (5th Place SigNu, 6th Place Speeding Bullet)
SPIRIT — All signs point to remaining undefeated in the post sweepstakes dance competition

7. McCue
Apr 16, 2008 at 12:53 AM Report comment

Can you guys please reformat the article not like retards?

Also I rule and everyone else sucks. Especially Ultrabookie. In rating the humor of your "zingers," I would put them somewhere between Schindler's List and cancer.

8. Ultrabookie
Apr 16, 2008 at 10:15 AM Report comment

>>Can you guys please reformat the article not like retards?

No, goto hell

>>Also I rule and everyone else sucks.
No you don't, goto hell

>>In rating the humor of your "zingers," I would put them somewhere between Schindler's List and cancer.

Jokes on you, Shindlers List was hilarious and cancer is number two on the top 100 funniest diseases [citation needed], goto hell

9. M.C. Rackin
Apr 16, 2008 at 11:25 AM Report comment

You disappoint me.

Tomorrow's tomorrow, we'll see who pushes the buggy up the hill the fastest, but that's not nearly as important as actually winning.

I will definitely not not not be sober.

10. McCue
Apr 16, 2008 at 01:47 PM Report comment

I like hippies dick.

11. McCue
Apr 20, 2008 at 01:37 PM Report comment

I hate you so much hippie.